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Lauren: [Reading a card from a secret admirer Val & Gary made up] I've been watching you from across the street. I've been too shy to come in and talk to you face-to-face so I could only write my feelings. Oh, Lauren, how your glissening thighs and firm buttocks make me quiver.
Gary: [Val gives Gary a look. Gary pulls her over to the side] I thought your letter need a little embellishment.
Lauren: Ahem. Your bosoms are like two ripe canteloupes, Lauren, ready to be devoured. Oh, my God! I think I found my soulmate!
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Holly: [Vince kisses her on the cheek] Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait! That's it? I sew a botton on for you and that's all I get? Make out with me damn it!
1 freaking comments:
lmao A MI TODAVIA NO SE ME BAJO LA PRIMERA GRRRRRRRR
En fin, love amanda (L) es la pasión de las pijamadas, pero más te amo a vos. =)
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